Stupid Stuff We Ponder

These not-so-deep questions have been floating around cyberspace a while now. My sister just emailed me a boatload. These are my favorite of the bunch.

PONDERISMS

If you throw a cat out of a moving car, does it become kitty litter? 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?

Can you cry under water? 

Did Noah's ark have termites?

If a pig loses his voice is he disgruntled?

do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

If you swear with sign language, will mother make you wash your hands with soap?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? And, where is that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 

What disease did cured ham actually have? 

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

Why Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he loves to stick his head out the window into the wind? 

If swimming helps a person thin down, explain whales.

Do you ever wonder why you read my blog in the first place?