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Old People Humor

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You don't have to be a certain age to appreciate "old people" humor. My sister sent this to me, made me laugh, so I thought I'd share. 
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I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the definition of "OLD".
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker comes up to the very elderly widow and asks, “how old was your husband?” “99,” she says. “One year older than me.” “So you’re 98?” the undertaker comments. “Yep,” she responds. “Hardly worth going home, is it?”
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A reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman. “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” he asks. “No peer pressure,” she replies.
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I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostrate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that ma…